Next Marvel superhero film backstory right here

I’ll just tell him my finisher is a Covid vaccine and he’ll run away and get counted out.

I love when stupid is brilliant. I use to hand toss pizzas that dough is not fun to be slapped with or have wrapped around your face. Drunk pizza makers get up to a lot of mischief.

He was hypnotized by staring at the spinning dough.

Especially for @hjdoom.bsky.social

🤣🤣🤣🤣

What a superpower! He should be on the streets fighting crime.

I wish he had been on the first Street Fighter video game.

This mother f***** learned how to punch a pizza at somebody that's f****** amazing.

art, pure art

I want to hear Jim Ross call this one!

The single greatest knockout blow of all time.

'Ha-dough-ken!'

Garnish him!