Oh, I was being sarcastic-
PLASTIC LAWNS?! As if the layout isn’t devoid of life already. It probably would’ve been easier to plant actual foliage since plastic lawns and foliage not only looks cheap, but also bleaches and wears down easier during harsh weather conditions and even direct sun.

March 27, 2026 - 20:09 UTC

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Yeah, I have photos of bleached plastic vines. Nice way to increase microplastic pollution, BTW. I don't understand people. If you don't like maintaining a lawn (personally, I don't), just divide the space into small parcels and plant something that is low maintenance.
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Before you ask me about HOAs, we don't have that shit here, so yeah, these are ACTUAL CHOICES THAT PEOPLE MAKE with their homes. And it's not like there are other options, because this house was also remodeled, and it looks acceptable:
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