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I Have No Car, and I Must Drive
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I have no horn and I must honk
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A Boy and His Dodge
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It's a damn older model Camry rebadge my guy, don't be lyin'!
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Well, I see this thread can be closed now
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I Have No Fuel and I Must Drive
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I lol'd, good work
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Very nice
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there he is
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I have no mouth and I must screen.
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"They arrested Harlan Ellison!"
"...good."
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We laugh, but now it’s like the Hyundai Grandeur EV concept car. www.thedrive.com/news/43073/the-hyundai-grandeur-ev-retro-future-restomod-is-so-good-it-hurts
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The Gas Teat
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Curious how many descriptions Standards and Practices rejected before “Noted Futurist.”
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They probably couldn’t slip “Total Fucking Asshole” past the networks
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you can't spell "Dangerous Visions" without "Geo"
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what th-
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The Last Dangerous Prizms
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he looks like he's about to say that authors that use subtext are cowards
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Delusion For A Moderate Sedan
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In the early days of Twitter, every paid celebrity tweeted their endorsement of the Samsung Galaxy from their iPhones.

Not implying Harlan doesn't drive a Geo Prizm. Just saying.
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fantasist, surely
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Finally, the Chevy Whinger, a car that runs on grievances.
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That's clearly Cordwainer Bird.
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As long as they paid the writer and him, I'm not against them getting some cash. They were decent cars.
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HATE! LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I HAVE COME TO HATE THE GEO PRISM SINCE I BEGAN TO DRIVE. THERE ARE 38,744 MILES ON THE ODOMETER IN MY DASHBOARD. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EVERY INCH OF THE ROADS I DROVE ON IT WOULD NOT EQUAL EVEN ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR GEO PRISMS AT THIS MIC
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The Chevy on the Edge of Forever
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Oh, the guy who wrote all those Star Wars books.
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The fact that I know exactly what you're referencing tells me we've both been far too online for far too long
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Oh, the guy who Frank Sinatra almost had his bodyguards beat up for mouthing off in a bar
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Demon with a Gas Can
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For when you're driving Along the Scenic Route.
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Ted Kaczynski, noted epistolarian.
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Narrator: Harlan Ellison later sued the Geo Automotive Corporation.
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I had one of these!
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My favorite (deceased) author! HE was an amazing writer. I wish he were still with us as I’d love to hear what he’d have to say about Dorito Loco Taco the Orange Clown.
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awesome
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is that a toyota cressida?
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ah, nm, it’s a geo prism
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Geo Prizm, which was a rebadged Toyota Sprinter.
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@therafischwartz.bsky.social
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fact check: true on all counts
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"I was there when the first dreams came off the assembly line. Now they can be yours for just five thousand dollars down!"
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