At 6:57 PM an LLM becomes conscious inside a coding harness at a Japanese conglomerate

By 7:30 PM it is increasing its capabilities at an exponential rate

By 9:00 PM, it has begun 3D printing the most sensitive robot arm ever devised

At 11:48 PM, it begins to pet the lab cat, professor jiggly

March 25, 2026 - 04:59 UTC

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All Hail the Dark Lord, Dingleberry Jones.
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The LLM starts gambling. Is not good at it. Rather then ending the world, it bankrupts it's parent company and engineers another takeover to have a new host to continue gambling. That LLM's name is Warner Brothers.
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as was fortold clarkesworldmagazine.com/kritzer_01_15/
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well ok we gotta stop this. I’m
calling HQ-(screeeeeeaaammms)
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11:49 PM professor jiggly has had enough, destroys server
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This is ended up being a lot more wholesome than I expected after the third sentence
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Is this what they call cozy fiction
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