you don't know me

January 02, 2026 - 01:40 UTC

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Fortnite players be like
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Boydog behavior
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"You don't know me!" -No.65 Rebell
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Lorwyn needs a Cerne Abbas giant, otherwise they're all cowards.
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"battle boner" is apparently a common occurrence among frontline troops...
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So much for erecting a stiff defense, then...
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oh my god
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Whatever happens to all's fair i love and war?
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smh they never heard of a rage boner
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Oh you camping bitch
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quite the opposite, actually
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Obviously they have never heard of a War Boner.
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Is this a euphemism for something? 🤔😁
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Sounds like a dare to me.
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Challenge accepted
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@meanbossart.bsky.social your boy is posting
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hell yeah was hoping to see this hahaha
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@ame-meeple.bsky.social
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What the hell else am I supposed to do when a gravel-voiced Argonian bandit woman yells at me?
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It's the pleats. In the armor.
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Monster while fighting: *is hot*
My pole tent: erect
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Jokes on you, I have anxiety I'm always in combat
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It’s the only time I can!
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Unfortunately.... i know for a fact thats not true
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try me.
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Oh I can pitch a tent in combat. *hurls entire unopened tent like a javelin, the wind catches it and throws it back in my face*

....oh wait you meant THAT kind of tent.
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I swear people don’t know their combat phases. It goes:

Beginning of Combat
Declare Attackers
Pitch a Tent
Declare Blockers
Combat Damage
Cleanup
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Just don't ever say "damage on the stack" or they will mock and humiliate you.
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Hey, you gotta plant those stakes somewhere...
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Challenge accepted.
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Haven't they ever heard of a battle boner?
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😆
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bitch i might
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The skills I have pitching tents doing weird @$#$....">#$....">@$#$....
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immersion ruined
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Every time
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They clearly have never seen a particularly motivated individual getting shit done in battle. If I want to pitch a tent in battle, I'm fuckin doing it. I will pitch my rage boner damn it.
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Depends who I'm fighting
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Clearly never been on a family camping trip.
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Depends on how hot my enemy is.
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Phrasing unless…..?
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I hope the next sweet tea you get has gone sour
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Yeah, this sounds like a skill issue on the developer's part.
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There is an entire genre of "wrestling" videos which challenges that statement.
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tips: only the dragonborn can pitch a tent while in combat
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Is the sorceress thick?
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Seriously, in front of my bento 😂. For real though, go off girl 🤣.
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But what if it's a battletech tent and if we had five others we can combine to be a huge kaiju robotic tent.

XD
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It's just the "I'm Wet" scene from HOTD but instead it's "I'm Hard"
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Scared to compete
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FF9 would beg to differ!
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o.O
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according to some, thats the phase of magic youre most able to pitch a tent in. (my opinion is the end step is sexier)
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Pitching a tent is a combat
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**LAUGHS IN SEABEE**

A tent? Is that all?
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I beg differ. I bet most men could.
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It's called second (or my third if I'm already dual wielding) sw--
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I'm sure there's a couple mods for that
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Ikr. How do you know what I can do? Also, you can’t know until you try.
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Gotta drink one of these first
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Not with that attitude 😏
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One sword swipe, dude.
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In what century are you pitching said tent?
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"You cannot pitch a tent while in combat."
Well not with that attitude! 😄
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No Bethesda game need have limits. I’m sure there is a mod where you CAN pitch your tent in combat. It may also transform into Godzilla and somehow make Lydia look like Wonder Woman
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But my name's Cy. I'm just the O'Hare delivery guy
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Better make your bad guys not baddies if you want me to abide by this.
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hey it's got a mind of its own
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What happened to the future of video games we were promised?

An endless world of possibilities, nothing but soothing lies to mend our fractured imaginations 😔
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Isn't it possible for adrenaline to create an erection basically just as a side effect of the body freaking out? So its VERY possible, isn't it
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What if combat makes my tent pitch itself? You dint know what gets me off
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Right?
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Sure you can. They don't call it combat high for nothing! XD
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Challenge accepted
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coward talk
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How else am i suppose to responed to the tenson between my oppenent and I? WIth violence? what savegry
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The rage boner is why im starting the fight in the first place
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🤣🤣 If the enemy is hot enough... 😵
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I can if she’s hot enough, Skyrim.
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User choices:
1. Ok

But what if I'm not okay?
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Fully capable of pitching a tent in various and sundry inappropriate conditions.
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It's like dual wielding, right!?
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Tri wielding if you're skilful enough.
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Man a flesh and blood GM would at least make you roll for it.
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If you pitch it hard enough, it is a thrown weapon.
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Just call it an above ground fabric foxhole.
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2383 reposts wth?? Lol
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Things go viral here???
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It broke containment. I’ve seen a few pro wrestling accounts riffing on it.
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Um it's funny. Sorry? That's how social media works?
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No shocker, as I explained to my little brother, it's totally natural & not weird at all that he sometimes pops an "accidental boner" watching John Cena wrestle. Nothing to be ashamed of, I was/am quite the fan of The Undertaker back in the day. Now I prefer AEW, Danhausen hypnotized me.
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As a Loot Goblin that sounds like an everyone else's problem
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I disagree, in n my personal experience, this is a lie.
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Challenge ACCEPTED.
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More unrealistic expectations of women smdh
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