imagining the scene in casablanca where they all defiantly sing la marseillaise despite being surrounded by nazis but it’s us and the song is born in the USA

April 03, 2026 - 11:27 UTC

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As usual, the idiots will miss the actual meaning of the song
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the main difference of course being that born in the USA kicks ass and bangs hard while la marseillaise is french
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Make all the protagonists in Casablanca New Jerseyans and you got yourself quite a flick.
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OUI, hon hon hon, OUI
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Narrator: “In fact, the complete dissolution of NATO can be traced back to this exact social media post.”
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Rax
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Ok, but the chorus goes pretty hard:

To arms, citizens,
Form your battalions
Let's march, let's march!
So impure blood
Waters our furrows!
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Making fun of the French is right and good, but we need to be honest here. It is probably the most of a banger national anthem in the history of national anthems.
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😡
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or, open.spotify.com/track/4gSfJM8WUIDgFeN435uzgM?si=Af9aj0jBSgi-Jmd0dBZwhg
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Just imagining Springsteen in the Corinna Mura role (in drag)
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or not in drag tbh
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open.spotify.com/track/0sUg8Dh0D5hGBDNWzhqFx1?si=sB4QgfurRN6rBGpcj-zm8g
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I’m old enough to remember mocking Reagan for thinking it was a patriotic song instead of an angry critique, so I’m having trouble recalibrating.
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That'll be me in Atlanta, May 2nd.
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Yeah, but it'd just be like that scene from Canadian Bacon though because everyone only knows the chorus. youtu.be/1bXzFY72wbs?si=b_3CwU-6Fbds_0V6
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they're gonna film this and in eighty years people will be like "you know the actors in that scene were all actually from New Jersey"
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And perhaps they are now 🙂
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