i hope that someone gets my
i hope that someone gets my
i hope that someone gets my hotdog in a bottle, yeah
hotdog in a bottle, yeah

April 11, 2026 - 13:33 UTC

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If I could save meat in a bottle
The first bite that I'd like to chew
Is to eat everyday
'til the bun turns soggy
But then I would eat it with you
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Walked up this morning / I don't believe what I saw
Hundred billion hotdogs washed up on the shore
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Seems I'm not bottling hotdogs alone,
Hundred billion bottled hotdogs
Looking for a home
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"spreading mus-tard and rel-ish"
🎶🌭
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@adinferi0.bsky.social bom dia querida
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Oh great, now I have the bass riff going through my head thanks a bunch
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I'm a glizzy in a bottle, baby
You gotta rub me the right way, honey
I'm a glizzy in a bottle, baby
Come, come, come on and let me out
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If only I’d be so lucky to find this
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save our sausage!
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Welcome back Sting
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Sendin’ out a frank-fur-ter
Sendin’ out a frank-fur-ter
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Hotdog in a bottle
I know, I know
It's serious
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Reminds me of this
youtu.be/OepMwUZCQZc
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sending out some sau-sa-ges
sending out some sau-sa-ges --
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came here looking to make a joke of that part of the song but couldn't think of anything. thank you
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man, some people seem to find AMAZING things at the beach. I was a the beach the other day, and the only thing I found there was
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Sting just got 75% of the royalties of this post
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Be fishermen : fish fish fish oooo I caught something!!!

*hotdog in a bottle appears*
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Just one more for the road.
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Is t that the way they are supposed to come?
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How did that fit in there
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I notice we don't see the bottom.
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Ahem @chemjobber.bsky.social
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Lol
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I've seen this before, what you do is put the hotdog into the bottle while it's still growing and tie the bottle to the branch until it's full sized
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woke up this morning
you won't believe what i saw
a hundred billion
bottled hotdogs
washed up on my shore
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seems I’m not alone in being hungry
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A lot of people don't know this but they actually assemble the hotdog while it's inside the bottle.
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cc @drmitchpdx.bsky.social
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Walked out this morning
Can't believe what i saw
A hundred billion hot dogs
Washed upon the shore, oh
It seems I'm not alone in being alone
Hundred billion beefy dogs
Looking for a bun oh
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Sending out mustard and relish x 100
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envisioning the mooooooold
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I have questions.

Who?
How?
Why?
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