this is one of the funniest CS posts ever made, I'm crying

April 03, 2026 - 21:49 UTC

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What if our little coughing baby shower is attacked by nuclear weapons
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dont worry, faze is like getting bombed by bubbles at this point
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What if the nuclear weapons spray pink dust everywhere when the invite clearly stated its gotta be blue dust
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The funny thing is iirc this was an issue with chess back in the day (some gm entering and cleaning up all the woodpushers) which is why they ended up having groups with rating ceilings
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3 hours later and I'm only just realising the CS stands for counterstrike and not computer science
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Ohhhh
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FaZe would curb stomp them for 10 rounds straight and then lose anyway 15-17
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What if my pick-up basketball game down at the park gets interrupted by LeBron dunking on all of us
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"Your pc that takes 4 minutes to boot" oh don't worry kid, that's just windows 11
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these mfs would not survive quake live
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glad we're getting new copypasta in the year 2026
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grats on making it big
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Isn't LAN supposed to mean local area network?
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Yes, but in this context it's supposed to be LAN party
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