Just waiting to be launched at a pedestrian

That’s a suggestion, not a bollard.

I’d love to plop a few of these in front of pike place

If it's gonna have wheels at least it should also have teeth.

These are the ones they put up here in Everett when we have street fairs. www.youtube.com/watch?v=-cAZj23RhDI

yeah, they're just like barnacles. they trundle around until they find a good place to stick, then shed the wheels. just like barnacles

Is it motorized? Does it deliver packages?

BYOB