I'm writing my own eulogy because I don't want my family to say I was a control freak.

March 27, 2026 - 15:22 UTC

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Calling @shitpostsintiaras.bsky.social ! Please and thank you!
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It's called a eulogy not a melogy for a reason,Pru.
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Eu is Latin for 'good'. Ology is 'the study of'.

Who knows good better than myself to do the very best?
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Thanks for this.
I'll be writing my own malogy, so that it gets done right.
No lying over my dead body.
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Good move. 👏🏽

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My wife says she's going to put "just checking" on my gravestone.
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obit too?
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I'm writing my own eulogy because I don't want my family to say I was a shitbag, but I'm pretty sure they're going to do it anyway.
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Melogy?
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DAMMIT that should teach me to read a few hundred replies before thinking I'd come up with something clever...but Noooooo...
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Where on earth would they get that idea?
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When Spouse and I got engaged my mum asked if we had decided what our approved colours for guests would be and I said "your adults, I trust you to dress yourselves appropriately also what sort of person dictates guest colours" and completely deadpan she said "your cousin is" & I was suddenly very
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You're *
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Glad Spouse and I were not invited to that wedding.
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A lot to unpack there. I don't know why people have to be so difficult and not perfect sweeties like you and I
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Ha!
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My sister would do this!
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I don't trust my family to actually get it done so I'm not sure if that makes me a control freak or just a pessimist.
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