I went to a Catholic high school. When my history teacher asked who in our class wasn’t Catholic, we had a Methodist, one Presbyterian, and when I said I was Episcopalian, he said “that doesn’t count” and moved on.

Robin Williams (and basically every other boomer comedian that grew up Episcopalian) has a stand-up joke about it being Catholic-lite. His is the funniest.

Catholic without the guilt you might as well have soup without the broth.

All the ceremony with only a fraction of the guilt!

They have the gilt but not the guilt?

“Male and female God created them; male and female we ordain them.”