I love “All that remains of the massive bronze statue are the feet,” because I’d like to imagine that a few people were working on the heist and then in the middle of it one of them suddenly said, “no no wait—let’s actually leave the feet there. That’s way funnier.”
Reminds me of a McDonald's on 2nd Ave back in the 90s. There was a bench out in front with Ronald sitting on one seat. Walked past it on the way to work & saw his head missing. Thought "weird." Few days later I read in Village Voice that someone kept sawing Ronald's head off at that loc. My hero