I can just imagine an episode where McGuirk wants a portrait of himself but all he can afford is the postcard size, only he doesn't find out until after the fact.

His soul is trapped in this

i hope neither you nor jake mind me decorating the shelf next to the arnold palmer cabinet in tower unite with this

So, it goes over the mantel, right?

"Well, you see, Brendon, it's a sign of sophistication and influence to have a portrait of yourself. Especially if you mount it over your mantle or desk or something. Unfortunately I didn't read the order form, so the only one I could afford was one the size of a postcard. But it still counts."