had to break up a plane fight at the airport today

not on my watch ✋

April 07, 2026 - 21:03 UTC

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Inspired by this video
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Now they should kiss and make-up.
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When the planes look at you like-
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Is this Cardiff and Bristol
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They just playin
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I dunno man they're exchanging some pretty serious airplane swears
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Omg cute!
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I hate it when that happens
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they need bird scares at the airport specifically for breaking up airplane squabble
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how large are your hands
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like🫸 🫷this much
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I'm not gonna lie to you, that's a healthy piece of real estate.
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We call this phenomenon in dogs "fighty bities" but in planes it's "flighty bities"
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sharp airplane beak in my forearm
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Basards....
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Throw them.
THROW THEM.
CHUCK 'EM
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I bet some avgeeks put them up to this, Airbus vs. Boeing cage match
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stick vs yoke battle for the ages
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Gonna have to be put in their "Get-Along Hangar."
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> .gov.uk

Their government is as silly and as whimsical as I imagined
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You sure they're not shocked from being picked up suddenly?
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what do I gotta do to prove these guys are DANGEROUS
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well done but really we should be funding and staffing Aircraft Tussle Control better
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I don't know who started it, but it was RyanAir.
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this guy is possibly the social media mastermind
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Never thought I'd see cute airplanes acting like little puppies or whatever shenanigans is going on
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This earned the stamp of approval from my mother. I showed this to her and she laughed, as did I.
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These planes agreed to a 10 point peace plan that will definitely not be broken in the next 5 seconds
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We can put them in a pit and bet who will be defeated.
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⚠️ cock fighting detected ⚠️
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Ryanair is such a bully always picking on EasyJet >:(
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Ofc Ryanair is fighting with Easy Jet lmao
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Cryinair vs sleazyjet
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