Artemis II has successfully landed on the Planet of the Apes

April 11, 2026 - 00:14 UTC

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this calls for a celebration
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That would actually be better
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Get your hands off me you filthy pixel
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Why did I get a sense of relief. 😅
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Well, come on in, I just got out of the bath.
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DAMN YOU ALL TO HELLLLLL!
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I love you Dr Zaius!
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Exciting the capsule and asking the first person they see "Hey, this gonna sound mad but...is Donald Trump president? He is? Fuck. Fuck. It didn't work"
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Still waiting for Dr. Zaius / Colonel Sanders to finish trimming his beard and inflate the rocking chairs for the "front porch"
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I can't stop laughing at this. Thank you.
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I hate every ape I see
From chimp an a to chimpanzee
You’ll never make a monkey outta me
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hey, no it didn't - it landed on earth! surely that's a totally different planet!
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knowing the outcome, I feel sad for them
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The movie or the planet?
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I'll tell you who is an "art-to-miss" that overblown hack Andy Worhol.
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(art guy 20th century)
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and you’re on the Planet of the Apes in your head.
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WAIT A MINUTE
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Greeted by 100 Dr Zaius' breakdancing a la Simpsons.
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bezos is there to pretend to open the capsule door
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Tune in next week for another planetary encounter of the whas-that-necessary kind
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yeah, but we forgot the ape suits again.
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Me: <throws my shit>
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Wait a minute— that’s our planet!
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