Don't forget the part where we also handed a huge victory to a murderous geopolitical opponent of the United States by jacking up the price of oil and simultaneously depreciating the stocks of the exact type of defensive weapons our true ally needs to survive.

April 08, 2026 - 01:13 UTC

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"The recent Iranian victory in the Epstein war..."
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Sorry, who is our “true ally” here?
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Given the name is "Slava Ukraine", I'm guessing that.
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The ones who have been fighting off the Kremlin for the past decade-plus?
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I’m assuming Ukraine
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Guess.
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Yes, but enough about Putin and Bibi
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Iran being able to toll ships passing through the Strait of Hormuz will make Iran a world power. The revenue from the fee alone are more than the US spends on education. If Iran used half of the revenue on defense that would match US spending levels.
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Just one strategic victory for the US after another! We're the fucking best. /s
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