🚨STAY ALERT🚨

All #Washington residents are in danger! We accidentally introduced Ring-tailed Lemurs to the Palouse after returning from a trip to Madagascar.

We regret to inform the community the lemurs have tamed local moose with the intent of forming a calvary with which to conquer the area.

April 01, 2026 - 19:51 UTC

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We hoped to resolve the situation discretely, but this dangerous development requires us to ask for the public's help. If you see a lemur operating any kind of ungulate, DO NOT APPROACH. Seek shelter and immediately contact The Phoenix Conservancy for assistance.
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We extend our deepest apologies to all residents of the Palouse for this mistake.
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