brb off to invent pancake shoes

April 09, 2026 - 21:16 UTC

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Akin to waffle stompers?
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You got carrot top’s cookie by mistake?
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You see a shoe? Okey dokey.
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It seems like it could be a burn.
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I've had this idea for a nipple clamp pocket watch chain for nudists I've been dying to put on the market.
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Make sure it's long enough to reach the prison pocket.
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looks like they know something...
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Hey, cookies don't lie!
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So you abandoned the KFC lunch gun idea?
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So, you'll be the next Hubert Farnsworth?
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I'll take 3
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You’re in the right zip code.
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Start with pancake sandwiches.

Then when you don’t sell them BAM! Pancake Shoes ™️

Never let your competitors know when you’re gonna turn left!
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...in bed
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Careful, that could be a sticky situation.
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They'll look great with your oatmeal pants.
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Sell a syrup bottle strap for the back of the knees so every step you squeeze syrup on the pancakes.
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Electric dog polisher
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They’ll go well with my maple syrup socks.
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You’ll want to team with Oscar Mayer, who have already produced bacon-scented laced.
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Dog Army
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I'd be fine with just pancake inserts, Patton. Less R&D, too, probably.
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Is it trying to tell you to be a prop comic?
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Mine said "A new life awaits you in the Off-world colonies!"
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They give that to all the replicants.
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Mine told me to avoid fatty foods.

Musta been bad translation, because it actually said, 'Stop eating food, fatty.'
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I hope this means you’re having lunch with Patton Oswald. Great humblebrag, if so.
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But does service equal citizenship?
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Mine said; 'You're still here?'
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you blabbed quade
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Hope they meant an off world colony where you need a good pair of pancake shoes.
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Thank you, legitimately, for the good chuckle.
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"You could prosper in the field of wacky inventions ... in bed."
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flapflops if you will
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This is a very good joke.
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I was thinking Flipflaps, I honestly can't decide which I like more.
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Because waffle stompers is already taken.
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are we getting a chris gaines style CarRat Top
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I would wear/eat those!
Actually no. Can't have your shoes and eat them too, as the saying goes.
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A psychic Fortune Cookie. Figuratively it is accurate. Your career is designed to invent wackiness.
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Every fortune cookie has your luck lottery numbers on the back, but your fortune is never “you’re going to win the lottery”
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AI's the new craze. Make an AI that finds only white collar crime and corrupt politicians. You could sell an add on module that automates CEOs like Zaslav, cutting that 900mil pay package to zero.
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Pancake shoes that you wear when you use the Jump to Conclusions mat…

You might be onto something.
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As one does
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I'll take a size 5.5.
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Are they….warm?
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Those paper placemats. My childhood Chinese haunt used those, too.
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Flip-Flap-jacks
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I got a fortune once that read more like a curse: Your most memorable dream will come true.
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This is how Dr Wondertainment got started.
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WAFFLES!
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would the syrup be an insert??
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I got two words for you — “waffle socks.”
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Finally, the fortunes we deserve
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And food fetishists and foot fetishists rejoiced. OnlyFans is already making a new subcategory tag.
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I’ve got dibs on crepe crocs and waffle wedges
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I got one that read: “Aviatrix who fly upside down have crack up”😂
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Too late
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It's weird that there's two of them.
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too late 🥞
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Pancake shoes? Hmm...yeah, it could work. Chocolate chip pancake shoes for hiking, blueberry pancakes shoes for special occasions, and the ol' buttermilk pancake shoe for those on-the-go.

Throw in some bacon socks for up-selling.
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I read this as pancake hoes and my life is in shambles.
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🥞👟👀
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I'm imagining the inventor of fortune cookies getting this one
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It's the Year of the Horse. Maybe pancake horse shoes? Ill be expecting a cut.
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move over, Carrot Top.
make way for Lichen Head
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This has @cookingissues.bsky.social written all over it.
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The cookie calls for more invention exchanges.
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What's wacky about that?!
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Haven't heard that quote before must be one of confucius' b-sides.
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Quit stealing Burt's inventions!
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I dunno, that's a slippery slope to waffle boots.
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Do you think there's a little office in the Peking Noodle co. with a sign on the door that just says "oracle"?
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🥠
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I patented French toast slippers in 2012, and I will sue your ass if you try to bring these to market
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You mean flat jacks?
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That's suspiciously close to my Waffle Loafer idea.
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I-Hops.
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Dude.When they have the paper Chinese New Year calendar placemat... You know it's about to slap. 👌

Hyped for u
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Ready for this week's invention exchange?
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Gelatin in the batter. I've said too much.
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With waffle soles, no doubt
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Best one I've ever seen was one a friend got during college. The "fortune" said, "You laugh now, but wait until you get home." Ominous as fuck 😂
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Air Denny’s
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I’m in
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Do they come with sausage toes?
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Pancake Shoes w/real syrup www.usatoday.com/story/money/2025/12/13/dennys-sticky-kicks-sneakers-made-with-real-syrup/87752275007/
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American flapjacks?
French crépes?
Dutch pannenkoek?
May Parker wheat cakes?

What are we talking here?
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jegus they've been printing that exact same placemat for at least 40 years now
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I spent hours staring at that same paper placemat all through the 70s.
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FlapChuck Taylor’s?
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When you're done that, focus on a whacky invention please.
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Hey, is that Thomas Edison with waffle-shoes? Genius
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Pancakes are for shoes.
Waffles are for sandals.
Wheat cakes are for your Spider-Man costume.
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youtu.be/L-bFxxCrE_I?si=Ghayb8j3_MgUHHSD
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Pancrocs
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PanKicks.
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I'd say Kitten Mittens ..... but I was beaten to the market.

I've pivoted to Cat Spats.....
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Are those vagina cutouts ?.
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Do the pancakes wear the shoes or are the shoes made out of pancakes
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Flip Flop Flapjacks!
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That's been done. Very comfy and fluffy.
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Shoes for pancakes or shoes of pancake? The venture capitalists will probably ask.
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I think that one was for Carrot Top.
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I think the ballet industry already beat you to that.
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Shit! He stole my idea!
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burb away. obesity jokes are funny.
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Shoes *made* of pancakes or shoes that *make* pancakes?
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Or shoes made for pancakes to wear?
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Or shoes that help you *eat* pancakes?

@pattonoswalt.bsky.social we need answers!
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Shoes for pancakes or shoes made of pancakes?
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Shoes, but shoes wisely.
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Kind of sad that it says “could”. I mean, literally anyone _could_ succeed in whacky inventions.
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learn something new every day
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In bed.
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😂
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Too late my friend. www.usatoday.com/story/money/2025/12/13/dennys-sticky-kicks-sneakers-made-with-real-syrup/87752275007/
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The inventors of waffle shoes turned it into the largest athletic shoe company in the world, so why not!
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You just got handed the Stu Pickles destiny
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Jump to Conclusions mat?
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But that's a legit idea.
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Just so long as they aren't pancake Christmas shoes.
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