A first for me today. I have become a sports journalist. This is on the IT sports pages because of how good I am at writing about sports and sporting and how to sport www.irishtimes.com/food/2026/04/09/rory-mcilroy-wanted-to-enjoy-the-masters-dinner-as-well-well-la-di-da-mr-fancy/

April 10, 2026 - 08:40 UTC

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This now means you'll watch matches with me, right? Sorry, I mean, SPORTSBALL.
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I am an expert at sportsball now, Sinéad. I now know where the ball is meant to go (not to get too technical but it's called a "goal") when the ballman hoofs it.
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It should be remembered that ultimately, the choice he gave his guests for main course was basically beef or salmon. You can take the boy out of Ireland but…
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Welcome to the "only ever did one sport article in their life and that was about Rory McIlroy" club. It's very exclusive.
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What an honour!
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"Small balls, big balls, Patrick's got you covered". You can have that for free.
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Thanks Bob! You should become a sportsman too!
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Finally, you find a home
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