They should send boxes of diapers in their stead.

I'm surprised there's anyone in the white house press pool who isn't an apparatchik, at this point? no offence but do you guys have independent journalists at all any more?

I’m curious what the angle of having a mentalist host it is. Is there someone who hopes they’ll be able to hypnotize the press? (I’m currently watching the mentalist)

This is like that thing where people had a whole elaborate set of interpretations for the Queen’s various hats or dress colors or brooch choices or whatever and would say things like “oooh this is a SICK BURN on that dude, she’s reading him for filth!!” …like, ok? So?

don't worry everyone. they got custom pocket squares about it

but then they’d have to miss a nice dinner geoffrey it’s a lot to ask