I don't know if they're everywhere now, but the new Beefy Potato Grillers are pretty solid, and as authentically Mexican as Emperor Maximilian himself.

"Taco Bell isn't authentic Mexican food." Fucking genius, Sherlock. Taco Bell is barely even authentic *food*, period. That's not gonna stop me from ramming four Doritos® Locos Tacos in a row into the gaping maw I call a mouth.

Taco Bell, like most fast food chains, exist to fill the hole in one's soul that can only be filled by exactly that thing. Arby's has bad roast beef? You don't say. I still need me a Beef n Ched. Pizza Hut is hardly gourmet, but a pan crust supreme is something that doesn't happen anywhere else.

When my Cheese Pretzel Crust Pizza with Cheese Sauce and extra Crazy Sauce on the side from Little Ceasers isn't from Naples 😱😭

I remember reading something where the ad campaign in Mexico for Taco Bell was, "Something Different", and really, that's spot on. No notes.

its like saying little caesars isnt authentic ny pizza - it aint tryin to be it only promises HOT and READY

Greasy corn envelope has slur energy 😭

In my mind, Americans are so bad at other cultures that Panda Express is also a Mexican restaurant, and the panda is just wearing a really racist hat and mustache.