It's time to send the people in white coats to collect the bloke in the White House. Send them in tanks, if necessary.

April 07, 2026 - 14:12 UTC

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Tranquilizer dart from a helicopter, then drop a net on him. Hogtie, lift with cable to Andrews AFB.

Place subject in straitjacket and Hannibal Lecter muzzle. Strap to hand truck. Fly in C130 to Supermax ADX Florence in Colorado.
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Or leave a trail of McDonald’s happy-meals leading to a big bear hole filled with spikes.
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