y'all don't even understand the dire circumstances that prompted this incredible shitpost
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shout out to the other shitposts that gave way to this
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Now I must know if they ended up having a good time at this LAN party 😭
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professional cs works on a system called VRS - the valve ranking system - which, oversimplified, works on the principle that for every match big enough to be tracked by HLTV (the biggest cs news site), the winner gains VRS points and the loser loses VRS point, with upsets increasing the point amount
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correction - VRS stands for valve regional standings
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these points are then used to rank every team on a global ranking as well as broken down into region (europe, americas, asia) and subregion (north america, south america, oceania, etc), and most high tier tournaments primarily invite based on these rankings
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sorry, $12 is what we're playing for cheap mice now??
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I'll call it cheap standard - no double click, if wireless won't eat battery like snack, stuff like that. Actually cheaper will more likely has those issues
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in the context of professional gaming, yeah

$12 is a nice office mouse, but the sensor will not be good enough for CS

for a pro player, the average is $100.

(although saying that, the $30-40 range has some solid choices from Chinese manufacturers)
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This is one of the saddest things I've read and yet really funny
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Good write-up, that does make it a lot funnier
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holy shit the story you speak of is funnier and sadder than i could have imagined lmao. what a colossal failing side effect of the system
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Thank you for the context, that's wild lol
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