How's that going Nigel?

January 18, 2026 - 07:39 UTC

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Just imagine the UK under a #Farage government!
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Surprised Farage thought it would take so long. "Give Trump everything he asks for" wouldn't have taken 48hrs to negotiate.

We know by now Farage talks big when he feels confident of his superiority, but quickly collapsed when faced with robust scrutiny & challenge.
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I never got the notion of tearing up something with our neighbours to pursue something similar (probably worse) thousands of miles away, when weโ€™d already got a stable arrangement close to home.
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But, to be fair, you weren't being funded by our enemies. Nor was I.
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Heโ€™ll get back to you inโ€ฆ oh, couple weeks.
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All journalists should repeatedly challenge Farage on his Brexit lies, he quietly and conveniently avoids the subject as if he was never involved.
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And yet if the polls are to believed Brits are still backing this Trumpian narcissist. I am befuddled by politics these days! While seeking integrity, humanity, farsighted wisdom and moral courage I see no-where to turn.
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Nigel ๐Ÿคจ
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Same pattern. Always

24h for peace in Ukraine
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It seems as though the storyline of late is anyone claiming that it'll take a timescale of the order of hours to do something fairly sizeable is all bluster (see also: Trump, Ukraine).
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Unfortunately Deform UK voters will claim itโ€™s Keir Starmerโ€™s fault.
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This should be the first question asked of Farage in any news interviews he does for at least the next fifteen years.
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The next 15 years. Christ.
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He means sign over the UK to be another US state, a fool he is and liar.
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Oh c'mon! Why do you need so long? Trump could end the war in Ukraine in 24 hours!
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He'd be better off sticking to his first love, BadVlad Putin.
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Nigel is such a twat
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He would most likely claim that he wasn't in charge and only he could do it.
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Of course he meant if he was PM. Just say yes to all US demands. The problem is Starmer standing up for UK interests
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All fckwit Brexiteers were of the same mind, not just with US but with the globe, it would be quick & easy. All done were merely rollovers.
They said FTA with EU would be easy. David Davis saw sunny uplands.
None had experience of negotiating, and none knew what they were doing or talking about.
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This arrogant, lazy David Davis who attended EU negotiations with little preparation and even less paperwork?
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Farage carefully said Britain not the UK.

Didnโ€™t want that pesky Good Friday Peace Agreement with Northern Ireland becoming the only part of the UK to have a land border with an EU country - the Republic of Ireland.

Far too complicated for the Brexit charlatan.
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People really should have learned to stop taking the reactionary old pub bore seriously by now...
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Everyone needs to be shouting this from the rooftops. It will be interesting to see if Farage says anything in between licking Trump's boots.
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His Brexit goes to a different school.
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Also consider how many folk still believe and ask why and what should be done
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He assumed it would take him 48 hrs to write to them saying we didnโ€™t want oneโ€ฆ
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Anyone who still thinks Nigel Farage is our best hope, in my opinion shouldnโ€™t be allowed to drive a car on UK roads or to operate a lawnmower without supervision.
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He is full of bollox isnโ€™t he. When he attempts to talk about policy, not just rhetoric, he really shows what a numbskull he is and no one believes him
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Poor Nigel's got a chill ๐Ÿ˜†
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Farage isa total charlatan.
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Well if the ending of the Ukraine invasion by Russia is 24 Trump hours God only knows what 48 Trump hours are.
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Rightwingers simply are absolutely committed to lying, and the people who vote for them and their dumb cults are people who love to be lied to.
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Let's also remember Brexit loon Baron Digby Jones who claimed a fantastic US trade deal was "in the bag" many years ago. Unsurprisingly that f'*ckwit is very quiet these days.
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Slime ball
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Would take him a nano second to give Trump everything he wants.
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48 hours? If Farage was in charge he would give away everything the UK has to Trump in less than 48 minutes!
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Heโ€™d of course claim that only he can make a trade deal with Trumpโ€ฆ Same as โ€only heโ€ can solve the โ€œsmall boats issueโ€, which was caused by Brexit. Heโ€™s the arsonist asking to be in charge of the fire department
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In much the same way that it will take Trump 24 hours to end the war in Ukraine (i.e. if youโ€™re willing to surrender, and give the other side exactly what it wants, it can be done).
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What he meant was that any deal with Trump would only last 48 hours.
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badoodger!

(pooh chih!)
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Tbf Farage would just have said yes to everything Trump demanded, which take two minutes.
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Careful. I'm waiting for Trump to offer to remove tariffs if we remove Starmer and make Farage PM. Looks like 2026 is going to be a very long nightmare!
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I can 100% guarantee you Farage didnโ€™t have the slightest idea whatโ€™s involved in securing a trade deal when he said this, and has even less clue now. Heโ€™s still claiming Brexit had no negative effect on British trade, for God sake.
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This.

As a country we need to stop elevating ignorance, real life (particularly geopolitics) is difficult, thereโ€™s no magic solutions & things take time.

The electorate is just as much to blame here, people need to stop believing in easy answers
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Brexiter/Trump fan boys "Once we get out of the EU we will be able to trade freely with the USA who are our biggest market". Trump "do as I say or you get tariff's on your imports".
Brexiters "We want our sovereignty back".
Trump "Do as I say or I will crash your economy".
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Brexiter "We have got to get out of the EU, they are talking about setting up a EU army now".
Trump "It's time the EU had an army rather than relying on US to defend them".
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Well either he knows what he's talking about so he's a liar. Or he doesn't so he's an idiot. Not sure it matters though, because he's not working for Britain. He's working for russia and his Yankee Patrons.
#FarageisATraitor
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The old Betty Boothroyd conundrum; a charlatan or a simpleton.
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Not good enough. Twice as long as it took Trump to end the war in Ukraine
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All lies all spin.
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Someone needs to put together all the screenshots of things Farage got wrong or lied.
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Wouldn't that be the very same Nigel who said...
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To be fair he does divide his time between Belgium (his family) and the US (his master). Only very briefly in the UK, in the house 'owned' by his girlfriend
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It takes that long just to give Trump everything he wants?
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That's not fair. If Farage was in charge he would do the deal in 48 hours because he'd sell the UK out and give Trump everything he wants no matter how harmful it would be for the UK.
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Fascists think that things are easy and that's what they run on..

Trump deal 48hrs just like 3 day Ukraine war and end war on day one etc...

They have no clue as to the real complexity
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In fairness Tice has gone ahead and done just that.
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Always the Nazis claiming this & things like โ€œstop the Ukraine war day oneโ€
c_nts
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Farage has been caught in a time warp, re-enacting 1937.
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This Gerard Manley Hopkins poem seems most appropriate
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48 hours?

Slowcoach.

edition.cnn.com/2025/04/25/politics/fact-check-trump-ukraine-war
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Chlorinated chicken, here we come!
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Making deals with a conman, with a propensity to lie isn't worth the paper it's written on. Trump with his beautiful tariffs has weaponised applying them to make a win in his head. If it wasn't before, it is obvious now he loves chaos and cares nothing for the American people.
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What is the obsession with speed with these guys?
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Really? So Farage would immediately capitulate to any ridiculous demands Trump makes? Okaaaay , that would be a โ€œbrave choiceโ€ right now๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚
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The hollow, easy solutions of a lying populist. Please donโ€™t fall for him again people ๐Ÿ™
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I think it would take Farage less than an hour to do a deal with Trump.

He'd just say "yes" to everything - no need for a discussion or negotiation.
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Only if Putin tells him to, remember.
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Quite a track record of those individuals making hollow promises.
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Why do people still listen him when heโ€™s proven wrong so many times on so many important matters?

Oh yeah, because he normalises their racism.

Why is he not constantly held to account for all these things every time he appears on TV?

Oh yeah, because a compliant media is owned by fascists
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Will it affect Farage's deal with Putin?
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Badly.

Very, very, badly.
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We have to adjust for right wing nutters years. 24 hours for the peace deal for Ukraine said Trump. So to adjust 24 hours for these fools < 1 year to eternity.
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Another Farage lie?
He really is the skinny, pale and pasty version of Trump
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Surprised he hasnโ€™t started wearing tango make up.
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That says it all.
Farage is a monumental failure of UK intelligence. Remember who asked the UK to make Farage the ambassador? Who went to the Ecuadorian Embassy during the Assange affair? Who tried to shame the EU yet in the end shamed the UK with his boorish behavior?...Farage is compromised.
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The Story so far
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What is it with these guys and their 24 hours solutions? (See Trump and Ukraine). Ah, yes, it's the simple answer.
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