And yet my decade-long investment in a startup headed by three such entrepreneurs has yet to turn a profit. Mysterious.

April 04, 2026 - 22:57 UTC

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(Mind you, neither did any of my previous ventures into this particular sector - you’d think I’d have learned by now.)
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We're on the verge of *two* decades and I'm putting more money in than ever. Starting to think it's a scam.
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The whole Purrin' Exchange market is a little shaky at the moment too.
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I blame it on the Sleeping Under the Hedge Fund.
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I recently lost my 20-year investment.

After much soul searching, I am about to try out two new funds (fingers crossed for a similarly long investment term!)
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Oh, sincere commiserations for your loss - and best wishes for the new, diversified portfolio. (I hear renewables are delivering huge dividends these days! 🌞)
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Have you checked for three mysterious Cayman Island bank accounts with your residence listed?
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Come to think of it, that may explain the occasional piece of mail from “Helvetia” (?), addressed to Felix Domesticus, Esq. & Associates… 🇨🇭🤔
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I used to have 12 of those and oddly enough didn't get a penny. I think they must have been cancelled out by the three dogs.
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