I like the Messiahs who don’t get killed.

April 05, 2026 - 14:46 UTC

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Oh SNAP
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Hosea, Psalms, Joshua, Numbers, 1 Samuel, Isaiah

What do these books of the Bible have in common?

They all contain instructions from God to kill babies.

People need to stop acting surprised when cultists follow their own holy scriptures instructions to kill babies.
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The romans were tough. Very though. But fair. Jesus shoulders some of the blame. He shoulders some of the blame.
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I could hear Agent Orange saying this along with "There are good people on both sides"
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The death of Jesus is a recurring reminder of the failures of the Biden administration.
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Died and resurrected like a dog.
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I like presidents with brains and moral values.
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And aren’t from a shithole country.
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10/10.
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Why did Jesus wake up from the Big Sleep. Because he became too woke.
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Like Paul Muad'dib 😛
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If the Coming of Christ was such a good thing, why hasn't there been a Second Coming?
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- by Pontius Pilate
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And who can blame you? Those other Messiahs were suckers and losers.
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More importantly?

Those… Other Messiahs… Didn’t have Legions of of, Violent Thugs/Political Sociopaths, perf willing to do their ‘Mob Bosses’, bidding so HE can claim, ‘plausible deniability’… Even if deniability is too STUPID to be plausible.
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It would absolutely be a plot twist if he comes out Muslim after doing all the Middle East war crimes
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You forgot the pause and then "Okay".
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If you insist....
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Mike Johnson isn’t aware of and can’t comment on the crucifixion of Jesus.
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this is the day when the USA finds out if there's a cult or not!

"praise be to allah", will they react? or will they take it in their stride?
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