the PE boys will have cops patrolling on bicycles armed with truncheons and a single-use pepper spray within 9 months, I can tell you that much

April 08, 2026 - 15:09 UTC

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Reminds me of this classic.
www.newyorker.com/humor/daily-shouts/l-p-d-libertarian-police-department
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Just thinking about this but yeah if they can tear them down like red lobster maybe that's good.
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ok, this might just be peak cursed cybertruck... the oracle sponsorship is sending me
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This is the closest the Cybertruck will ever come to looking cool
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ehhhhh they'd have them working as domestic paramilitaries for the highest bidder within 9 months
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"Run the government like a business" worked (politically) for Republicans, no idea why we can't at least use it for good in this one situation
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techcrunch.com/2024/11/08/ben-horowitzs-cozy-relationship-with-the-las-vegas-police-department-aided-a16z-portfolio-company-skydio/
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truncheons? they'll give them a popsicle stick (used) at best.

"How does providing capital equipment you barely use in a shift enhance shareholder value?"
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