your work cafeteria’s got better food than I can find in my whole town
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my work cafeteria has a better chance of blasting off into orbit while still serving food than it does of learning what "lomo saltado" is
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today's offering was "barbacoa totchos" which,

for the uninitiated,

means nachos but with tater tots instead of tortilla chips.

Life in the midwest is an adventure
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