If Looney Tunes taught me nothing else, it’s the inherent Frenchness of cats. “Le meow. Le purrrrrrr.”

Only so they can have the delivery boxes 📦

A cat smoking a cigarette would be like this:

Cats are inherently older french men. Always grazing, mildly annoyed, leisure as the highest priority, will riot if living conditions remotely decline in the tiniest way etc

They prefer clove cigs.