anyone want 400,000 kitkat bars?

April 04, 2026 - 01:43 UTC

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Sorry, my limit is 147 before I start getting sick.
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Yes please.
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absolutely! they'll look so delicious next to my pile of 400,000 stolen kitkat bars
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*allegedly stolen
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could we maybe exchange them for 400,000 kitkat cylinders?
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Absolutely. I could do so much sharing with that many KitKats!
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yes please.

unless they're american kitkat bars, then no thanks.
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i'm full, thanks
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British, Japanese or American shitty chocolate version?
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Is one an option cause I have a rental and I don't think they'll all fit...
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Uh....
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Sorry, i need exactly 399,999.
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Guess no one wants american kitkat.
Neither do i.

Any other version, just gimme
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Yes.

"Never eat anything larger than your head" be-damned.
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Only if there's a golden ticket that leads me to inherit a whole fucking Factory I can live in!
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I will accept this burden for the good of the world.
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give me a break
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Are they dark chocolate?
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That’s a lot of breaks. I could retire.
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With everything going on right now I could use a big break.
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how much for one kat?
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Boycott Nestlé, even if it's stolen.
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FYI, US kitkats are so lame in comparison with row kitkats.
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Sure.
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