And there really, really is nothing in the guidelines that prevent:

✝️ Wonky pictures of baby Jesus

💃 Dancing

🎊Rowdy birthday parties (since when did they happen at school?!)

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You cannot fabricate a claim like:

“Your child is banned from bringing home a picture of Jesus”

and then say you’re only expressing “legitimate criticism” in an opinion piece full of thinly veiled assertions about Muslims “elbowing out others” and being treated “more equal that others”!

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I went to a Christian primary where a significant proportion of the pupils were Muslim/Sikh/Hindu. It absolutely did not prevent the school from holding Christian events/activities; pupils who weren't Christian just didn't do them. It was so normal as not to be remarked on. That was *decades ago*
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I mean, you can if you're a Daily Mail columnist, obviously 🙄

But you should have no credibility when doing so...

Sadly, I don't make the rules!

So keep being critical👍🏻

These stories don’t spread because they’re true.

They spread because they’re designed to make you angry

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