I went on a date with a magician who emailed me and said he liked me but was mad I didn’t buy my drink (it was a $5 LIT) and I was like “sorry I’ll pay next time” and he was still angry so I asked if he wanted me to give him the money and he said yes so I asked for his address and mailed him a check

April 10, 2026 - 10:54 UTC

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The old rules were: If he asked you out, then he should pay or tell you upfront that it’s a Dutch date. I have no idea what the current rules are.
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Tbh I'm a bit disappointed he couldn't pull a few coins out of your ear to pay for his own drink.
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Should have sent him a check for $4.98
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I went out with a magician for a bit. First time I saw him perform, I turned to the woman next to me & said I’m gonna let him make my clothes disappear later tonight. 🤣
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He then tried to ask me out again 😂
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For my next feat of wonder, I'll ask for a second date, after pouting about a $5 drink so much she paid me back for it by mailing a check rather than see me in person.
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Did you text him "Watch me make a second date..... disappear!"
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molly no
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omg
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....was it anything like SNL's sketch about a dating show where all of the eligible singles are magicians?
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What kind of a magician can't conjure up $5 and decent manners
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I'm bound to say, with no intention of malice, that I will not drop my guard in the presence of a magician for a SECOND, if only on the principle that anyone who focuses my attention on the hand that isn't doing anything is not my friend.
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well I can think of one thing
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