Says “The New York Times” like one would say “The Aristocrats”

April 04, 2026 - 05:32 UTC

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Feels very school principal, "Well you shouldn't stand up against the school bully, now you're both in trouble," of them.
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"Well, you stupid school bully, we warned not to poke the crazy kid. Now you're both in trouble."

...Fixed it.
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The Sulzbergers are fascist modern-day hereditary aristocrats, so it works!

In England they’d be like “Count Arthur Ochs-Sulzberger of Manhattan” or some limey nonsense.

Exact same place in society, though, as any aristocrat ever was.
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personally i pronounce "the new York Times" in a similar cadence to "child abusing freaks"
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