Hit me up with your Aldiirn headcanon, I’ll respond when I’m not in cellular dead zones 👍

April 10, 2026 - 19:05 UTC

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He enjoys being called handsome

He always has a hairbrush or comb on hand
Or spare hairties
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if it comes from the right person, like Astarion :P

and of course he has a full emergency hair care tote!
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Boat hater. Would have a terrible time on a ship. Would add many miles to a route to avoid a water crossing. Worst Seasickness. If something nudges that thing wrong you could lose all your cargo instantly. Terrible vehicle.

Darklake ferry guys are always assholes too.
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he'd rather avoid boat travel, true, but the worry is more for the monsters that might be hidden in the depths! Cally is the one who gets terrible seasickness, given that tremorsense is a big thing for him he haaaaaaates not being connected to solid ground
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He spends a majority of the points he gets from likes on specialty hair products
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obligatory "points are not spent" lecture from Aldiirn

he gets most of the good stuff from clients and merchants he's built good relations with, but def uses his supply allotments for the basics. he's actually pretty stingy with his allotment!
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Aldiirn's pokesona is a Delibird
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I can see why but ice type doesn’t suit him! I’d prolly choose a bug or cave dwelling type
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In spite of his love for sunmelons, all other melons are just kind of meh. (This may be me projecting my "watermelons are the superior melon" opinion onto sunmelons. LOL)

Act 3 headcanon: He gets through the whole brain eating thing by pretending they're just weird messy mushrooms.
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I'm accepting this melon headcanon. Sunmelon clearly the most superior!

Eating brains isn't the hardest part of the diet change because he can ride the compulsion to eat them. It's organ meat that sucks, he def tries to mix 'em with mushrooms
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Favorite snack? Favorite Drinks?
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Fairie spore bread and root beer!
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I assume he would go crazy over sunmelon candies. Let him have some candies to get him through when he doesn't have the real thing on hand.
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yes!!!
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Oooh dried sunmelon?? Like dried mango or pineapple!!
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He has very strong opinions on mushroom prep for cooking, like should use water to clean cobwebs properly or do you just lightly brush them because the water makes them too soggy and cooked cobwebs are good for you anyway
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lol yes Aldiirn is surprisingly opinionated for a guy who keeps his mouth shut around clients
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He needs at least three blankets or the bed isn't sufficiently warm enough for him. But will poke one leg out because he got too hot.
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def a weighted blankets guy, but he must be completely engulfed! bsky.app/profile/mistercrowbar.art/post/3lta3rupjgk2t
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I feel like he has an inherent distrust of like- Larger Birds
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Not ONLY the large ones, they’re all fake, a wizard made them
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Aldiirn’s laugh ranges from chuckle to full blown crying and rolling on the ground happy!

Will always make terrible puns that astarion just snickers at because of how bad they are!

Can hum a similar tune like the one spaw shows
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Aldiirn isn’t a big laugher, but you can get giggles out of him! 😁

Astarion is always rolling his eyes at the customer service related puns hehe

And definitely! Music really helps Aldiirn communicate with the myconids
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Aldiirn feels like instead of a kid they would want to raise a small Myconid
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He would love to raise any kid! He adores his githyanki egg daughter, Koryss. I have considered giving him a mushroom kid postgame but it’s not set
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With all the deliveries he does, he could win a squatting competition!
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You betcha!!! He doesn’t have much strength but it’s all in the lower half 🦵
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