If my linebacker’s head to neck ratio isn’t 1:1 I don’t want him

April 10, 2026 - 22:05 UTC

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@edsbs.bsky.social
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Pedro MASScal
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Not even gonna ask why it looks like his college was "XTC". Dear God!
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This is the weigh
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Oscar Isaac Newton’s Second Law Of Motion
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Thicc Offerman
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Javier LARDem
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Neck Cannon
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That's clearly a utility pole in a mustache disguise.
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👏👏👏
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jacob RodriGAINZ
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Yes
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That man's chin brought back up.
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Thumb on the scale
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Speaking of necks, have you seen Ollie Bearman? He should be named an honorary Manning!
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Dude's got Corpsegrinder neck.
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If Freddie Mercury was in Gears of War
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This is the result after someone says “Doctor the fuck up!”
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Fullbacks and linebackers should always be hard to tell apart.

There is however, the Skattebo exception.
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RETVRN
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*cries in sleep surgeon*
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RET💉RN
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I swear this state isn't real
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That's a thumb with hair
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Some people have funny nicknames, he has necknames
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He looks like a thumb
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That made me LOL.
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Hilarious!
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one of the greatest to do it
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Imagine how his heart size is! Pop!
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Guy has been chewing “stronger gum”
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I know nothing about College Football but I want the Panthers to draft this dude, desperately.
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That's just a fullback playing out of position.
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Bro looks like he played at Penn St in the 80’s, mustache and all.
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Get him a neckroll immediately
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Trying to imagine the size of that dudes CPAP machine. Impressive.
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Dude looks like a 17 year red shirt.
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How is bro's face almost a perfect square?
Like I'm not even mad, I'm impressed.
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Takeo Spikes
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Yikes
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"starting defense, place at the table"
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LB1
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Takeo Spikes, or GTFO.
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This is every Penn St and Iowa linebacker from 1978-1985
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This checks out

share.google/nkKRC8ZfWKqzKscsf
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Bro is Lego shaped
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Dude needs a square helmet.
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Dude was in my radar before I was aware of his head to neck numbers.

Move him up the board.

#NotToBeRude
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I know a Chicago Bear when i see one
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Related to the original wide neck I bet
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That’s Tom. Of Finland.
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doomguy's nephew going to corn college
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Can you imagine him with a 90s neckroll.
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gotta have that amazing mustache too
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That’s a wide neck
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Generally there should be one neck for every one head.
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They always look 35 too
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Let’s go throwback with a Paul Pozluszny pic
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But the Stasch! It's so 70s! Doesn't that count?🤣
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I'm sorry, I read "Is" not "Isn't". So my reply to your post was
weird sounding. Does this guy come from New Jersey? Maybe the little suburb next to Newark? You know, what do they call it?
"Noneck" New Jersy? Just kidding, I'm a kidder!😂 Have a great weekend Mina!✌️💙🖖
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if it's not at the very least 1:1.5 i dont want it!
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Pedro Pascal vibes
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He could be his own Lego.
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Mina’s new “thirst trapezii”
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Long ones are an asset for QBs
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Strong Hispanic and linebacker tradition in Carolina. Go Las Panteras
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Ummm
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This is exactly who I thought of. All-time neck.
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DAAAAMMMMN 💪
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Out: Hand measurements
In: Neck circumference measurements
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At least he's not a Pencil Neck ✏️
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Why does this look like the young version of the old man in Up
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Neck size, what 30"
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There was an NHL player, Tie Domi, whose head and neck were shaped exactly like the action end of a sex toy, coincidentally also called a 'Domi'. #IYKYK #TMI #NSFW
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Ball knower
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As long as they have access to a CPAP
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But will he be managed by Heenan?
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You’re talking width, I hope. And the hands have nothing to do with it? Remind me not to bother with any team you favor
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Romo was a lot more than a neck, but he did develop CTE
youtu.be/PtKYTgXtrr0?si=C1sQFG6DsfOvpjMp
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um
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My LB better be able to handle Ishii’s dojo training or gtfoh
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/Lavar Arrington attempts to nod
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Takeo Spikes would be proud
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What's the opposite of a pencil neck?
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He looks like we could play an 80s pornstar before he catches a mysterious disease that inevitably leads to his death.
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Gotta have that stout neck else a 345 lb pulling guard will pop your head off like a cork on the crack block
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Born in 2002?!
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[Rodriguez at the airport getting a neck pillow] one size fits all my a**
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Who AC Slater thought he was at Bayside.
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Still too thin.
Traps need to extend to the base of a linebacker's skull.
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Can someone remind me is this a Doric or Corinthean column? I always get them confused 😕
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like a Lego figurine's head
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That is exactly what I thought of.
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Elite girth
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V-necks fear that man
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do they make dress shirts with square collars
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Pool game over...."I got necks"
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I assume you mean width, since one head per neck is the human standard.
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Covered him when he was a HS qb in Wichita Falls!
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dude could withstand a Cat 5 hurricane hickey with minimal damage
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Heh, I just want a big..Nevermind
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Is that young Omni-Man🤔
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“Only the ears are allowed to break the continuous line from the top of the head to the shoulder…”
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Nah, I want to find the Merton Hanks of Linebackers
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Knew my man merton would be mentioned
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And he's married to a lady pilot, so I bet you can get good odds on her running for Texas Senate down the road
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Dude wrecked a lot of sweater neck holes
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His mom spent a fortune
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That’s not a forehead that’s a twohead
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Some guys were just born to wear a football helmet and look naked without one.
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Definition of Steroid Traits
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Size 20 collar and a size 5 hat.
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Don't have to worry about getting stuck in between railing posts
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His head may even be tapering after his neck
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He got that Jr. Seau drip too
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throw in a cowboy collar / neck roll and you have a future action movie star
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what’s your preferred OL ratio,
Alt is giving 1:1.25
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