Robert Frost could never have written "Closer" by Nine Inch Nails because he's dead
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I need you to know that when I typed this out, I was laughing so hard there are literal smol tears
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Favourite twist punchline. See also: "Why can't Helen Keller get her driver's license?"

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Frost died in 63 and Reznor was born in 65, 848 days apart. Closer is the track right after March of the Pigs which starts around the 848 second mark on The Downward Spiral. Coincidence?

... Yeah, probably
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Still not as funny as the lead singer's reaction to Cash's cover of Hurt, but that's a pretty high bar.
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oh god nothing's funnier than that
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he should have taken the other road in the woods. immortality was at the end.
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Couldn't even write "Closer" today because of woke and being dead smh
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with Woke2, we'll be resurrecting the dead
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can now only hear an angstily moaned “and miles to go before I sleep” over an industrial beat
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I literally do not understand why this is so funny to me 😂
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Phoenix, I keep sending it to people and every time I read it I start cackling

i don't get it either
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