MaxPoetic @maxpoetic.online

TTRPG Jock GF | Actual Real Werewolf | Variety + FFXIV Streamer | Manager of Shenpais | icon/header: @shenpai.gay / @cosmicallytiki.bsky.social

She/Her | 20something

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if they want a poet to go to space to describe stuff I volunteer my qualifications are:

-Got a C in GCSE additional science

-My body will fall apart in seconds probably when G force is applied

-I know how to write in meter if you give me like a little bit of time to get my head in the game
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they really said "they should have sent a poet"
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Katie Mack @astrokatie.com
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This is the face of a lunar scientist who has just been told that the #Artemis II crew saw SEVERAL impact flashes (the flashes when meteors hit the lunar surface) in real time 😃 🌓💥
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this is everyone alive all at once... incredible
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I really hope no one posted anything cool today cuz fuck if I saw it
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stream schedule for da week it's more limbus company yippie yay
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bluesky employees: we are vibe coding the entire website using only AI now

yeah dude, i can tell
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wanted to look up how the dictionary defines the word "truth" and the AI slop answer comes up first as it always does but

uh

guys I don't think Google likes that question
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the quiet sadness of the fucking hole that seems to materialise on the thigh of every single pair of jeans I own oh my god fuck offff
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the quiet sadness of only having 1 pair of jeans that really fit you in the way that feels right but the rest of your jeans are basically fine so you don't give them away cuz it's not worth the trouble
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MaxPoetic @maxpoetic.online
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someone get this dumbass wolp a gatorade

art by @squirrelcurls.bsky.social thanks for feeding the people
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Robert Yang @radiatoryang.bsky.social
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fromsoft game narrative discourse often misses how the words are very good. item descriptions blah blah yeah sure. but "all things flourish, whether graceful or malign" is very good words
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Quick thoughts on The Super Mario Galaxy Movie and the backwards "it's a kid's movie!" defense. Why shouldn't we have high standards for the media that stands to shape the most impressionable audiences out there? www.polygon.com/patch-notes-super-mario-galaxy-movie/
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I saw an art of outis with fat tits and no muscles and it pissed me off so I did it myself #outis
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sorry everyone I'm very crash out prone lately because of the polycrisis we live in
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frankly calling it terf island is handing them their victory on a silver platter, they'd love nothing more than to win the rhetorical war so completely that their power is assumed

the fight is not over, it is being fought every single day, and I'm tired of yous acting like it's hopeless
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this shit has a death toll man can some of yous have some tact
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sure man keep calling it terf island that's pretty funny I don't live here it's fine just keep calling it that write off the whole place we're not here or anything there's no one like you suffering here just keep calling it the funny name and ignore the harm that happens here thanks it's rly funny
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to be fair to Jesus I wouldn't have even come back after 3 days I woulda just stayed in there fully awake and pretending
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absolutely nonsensical, all of it, all this stuff we spend our time justifying and making up about each other when we could all just recognise where the fuck we are
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like that's it man that's us that's all we have. maybe if I took a sec to really think about that I'd give people more grace and maybe you would too cuz what are we even doing look at how bright she is and look at how dark the rest of it is
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we're all the fucking same aren't we really
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Any Austin @anyaustin.bsky.social
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take two seconds
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somehow this is more annoying than when my actual discourse posts hit the discover feed
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it's like lighting the beacons of Gondor for you lot I swear to god
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I wanna play Skyrim again and by that I mean I wanna be playing Skyrim and have that moment where the ambient music swells while you're walking around at night time and you look up at the skybox and everything is sublime for just an instant but sadly to get that you do have to play Skyrim a bit
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trying really really hard with learning German not to lean on Denglish too much but Denglish is maybe the funniest shit in the entire world so it's really difficult
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Shenpai @shenpai.gay
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:-)
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Shenpai @shenpai.gay
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🌸 Sakura Viro is out now!!! 🌸

You can get her here: youtooz.com/products/sakura-edition-viro-plush-9-inch

Animation made by @squirrelcurls.bsky.social
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hello
today i am playing limbus company
the project moon game

i hope outis will pay child support for how pregnant she got me

www.twitch.tv/maxpoetic
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