Artemis II will splash down in less than two hours, but if we hurry we can probably get the Statue of Liberty partly buried and round up some ape suits before they get back to shore.

April 10, 2026 - 22:25 UTC

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@mattblaze It's coming down in the Pacific, so we've gotta draw giant cracks on the golden gate bridge.
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@mattblaze

Honestly, the thing that I always wondered was "If he was riding around and found the Statue of Liberty, does that mean that the rest of the movie took place on Future Staten Island?"

( _I'd guess Brooklyn, but there was a lot less coffee being drunk_ )
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@mattblaze ‘I say, what’s that coming out of her nose?’
‘Spaceballs?’
‘Oh shit, there goes the planet.’
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