When my worst sexual experience became my funniest comic...
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“Oh, gosh, I just remembered I have to be at work early tomorrow to… uh… water the potted plants. You should probably go home now!”
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Holy shit.
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I had a few dental surgeries once and fell out of the habit, what with an open wound in my mouth and all. The difference is once I realized I’d just stopped doing it I apologized, threw her down on the bed, and then proceeded to ravish all her available nerve endings. “Vegan”… (Don’t) Fuck that guy!
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To be clear, this is not my current partner 🤣
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