A classic

“Oh, gosh, I just remembered I have to be at work early tomorrow to… uh… water the potted plants. You should probably go home now!”

I had a few dental surgeries once and fell out of the habit, what with an open wound in my mouth and all. The difference is once I realized I’d just stopped doing it I apologized, threw her down on the bed, and then proceeded to ravish all her available nerve endings. “Vegan”… (Don’t) Fuck that guy!

o_o

😵

😂😂

To be clear, this is not my current partner 🤣

Oh. My god

LMAO at the vag

Oh my god

Wait what ?

ohhhh shiiiiit 😹😭