Trying to break up with an optician, but every time I say I can't see you anymore, she moves an inch closer and says "how about now?"

June 22, 2025 - 15:33 UTC

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A or B?
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Is it better to like this, or this?

1 or 2. 2 or 1.
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Are you making spectacle of yourself
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Charles Dickens walks into a bar and orders a Martini.
Barkeep asks, Olive or Twist?
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René Descartes walks into a bar. The bartender askes him if he'd like something to drink. He says: "I think not," and he immediately disappears.
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Needed this right now
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She doesn’t sound very progressive to me.
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A focused reply, if ever there was one, Kirk. 😆
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My wife is threatening to break up with me because I tell too many Star Wars jokes.

Divorce is strong in that one.
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I needed this chuckle as I feel like I'm doom scrolling. Thank you again for being the bright spot in a dark dark world. ☺️
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...lmao, omg, so funny.
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😂
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I see what you mean...just not very well.
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