finally some good news

October 23, 2025 - 22:52 UTC

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honestly at this point if a sentient giant pumpkin rose up and stomped down the street eating people, i probably wouldn't blink. yea. sure.
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margaret did you know that the ridiculously long summer days in alaska allow them to grow enormous pumpkins?? like apparently their state fair gourd contests go crazy
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they sort of end up slumped on the ground because they don't hold their shape under their enormous weight
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One of my goals in life is to grow a massive pumpkin. I live in an apartment. One of these days I'm gonna plant giant pumpkin seeds in a random person's garden.
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there can always be a Greater Pumpkin
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imagine being the headless horsemans horse and insted of picking a normal sized pumpkin for a head he puts this enormous unweildy gourd on his neck
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Oh hell yeah
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the only limit is humankind's sincerity
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Normalize pumpkin vessels for
Travel and sport
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Gotta disagree with OP, historical autumnal dread was probably terrifying, and giant pumpkins are joyous symbols of bounty standing against it.
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"That's no moon..."
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gonna have to tell you about the summer i worked on a giant pumpkin farm lol
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This made me laugh a startled bark of a laugh πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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I think I read once about someone who lived in a giant pumpkin. Maybe it was a shoe. πŸ˜€
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Fuck yeah.
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Roald Dahl didn't teach me how to deal with this problem. Peaches? I got you.
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The mythical Great Pumpkin may yet appear
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"We have the biggest pumpkins, no one has even seen pumpkins this yuuuge..."
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