If you inexplicably feel the urge to help Nestlé with ANYTHING, maybe remember the 10+ million infants they murdered in the last half century

April 02, 2026 - 09:43 UTC

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if i find 12 tons of kitkats I'm not giving them back

i'm going to be the most popular house on the block next halloween
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Walking round with a backpack full, putting them through people's letterboxes
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I bet the evidence was destroyed already...
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I'm going to find those kit kats and then I'm going to eat every last one right in front of the CEO.
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Honestly, 12 tons is a pretty substantial amount of kit-kats, if they can pull off a heist like that I say they've earned them.
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Oh no!!! You mean there will be a black cheap market of KitKats???

Remember kids .. each bar you buy of those, you are making a CEO cry.
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don't be a narc
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Their candy is like water. Inherently it’s not a human right.
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Sometimes I read stuff like this and wonder how certain rich people haven’t been executed yet. That’s genocide numbers.
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Aren't they also the company currently using child slaves in Ivory Coast?
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Yes, and almost ALL chocolate that is on shelves uses child slavery too.
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Nestle is an evil company run by evil people, they got what they deserve.
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Was that before or after disposable plastic waterbottle war which was a front to get people to pay for water.
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Also the only victim is Nestle. This will not increase prices of Kit Kats and if anything you might be able to get some of them cheaper depending on how and where they will be selling them.
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Why does Nestlé care? KitKats are Hershey's
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Nestle makes them worldwide

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kit_Kat
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All i wanna know is where can i buy some fenced kitkats. Also obvipusly fuck nestle.
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I saw the link before your addition and was about to add this very thing.
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Lucky Bun, supporter of the underground trans mafia
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*member of...
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I hope 12 tons more go missing.
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it's difficult to impress on people how Nestlé might be one of the most evil organizations in history

but dang that captures it well
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I am doing my part to ensure I don't contribute to the sale of stolen Nestle candy by not buying anything Nestle! I hope you'll join me. 🤣
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We knew nestle was bad. But forgot just how bad bad that corp is :anger:
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I fed it all to @grimatdark.bsky.social
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Although, as a Nestlé boycotter who likes Kit Kats, I am still *very* interested in hunting down the blackmarket where they end up...
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I'm glad those Kitkats got stollen, actually.
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Yeah mega corp does not need help won’t thank you . And has done some insanely evil things.
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Also, they’re draining reservoirs in Southern California to bottle and sell in the middle of a series of record-breaking droughts.
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record breaking droughts that they helped to cause by depleting the aquifers, which removes that water from the water table. they're not just taking advantage of the water shortage; they contributed to its development in the first place!
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Linking the source of the quote here for reference: voxdev.org/topic/health/deadly-toll-marketing-infant-formula-low-and-middle-income-countries
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like candy from a baby killer
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I didn't see nothin' *hiding tons of kitkats under bed*
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Oh no the baby murderers lost their candy bars? Boo hoo
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*classic jingle music*

"N - E - S - T - L - E - S
Nestle makes the very best
Corps-es" 🎶
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Looks like we're giving the bandits a break
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probably should've stolen a few more tons of kit kats
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lol i have never known about black market nestle bars, but i am assuming that's where these went and now i want one. just once so i can say i helped to eat the rich. 🤣
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Oh no, the multi-billion dollar mega-conglomerate lost the equivalent of 0.003% of their yearly profit, but they need that money so badly for their shill campaigns against universal clean water
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Wondering what lucky is talking about?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=HOQz7dUuLx0

Nestle tricked a bunch of women in Africa to use baby formula, so their milk would dry up, and HAVE to use it, knowing full well these women didn't always have access to clean safe water. killing thousands, they knew and did it
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Don't forget the child slavery allegations.
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Reminder not to shop at Blue Bottle coffee if it's in your area as they're owned by Nestle
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