Conservatives on twitter: you're just pretending we're losing to demoralize Americans

The president: please, please, please with a cherry on top let some oil through. You're being very mean!

April 09, 2026 - 23:06 UTC

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Someone said this? Where? I want to mock them
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Mods?! MODS?!
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NO PANICANS!
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Absolutely convinced that "free traffic through Hormuz in coordination with the IRGC" was what was holding up the ceasefire agreement because we were trying to clarify what that meant and then Trump got bored and just decided to announce it anyways.
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I think throughput is also going to be very challenging for them if they feel they're at threat of a resumption of hostilities again. The strikes in Lebanon hid a lot of that, but they were talking something like ~15/day max before they happened
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