ME: sorry folks - one sec, having gamera issues

CHAT: lol gamera. gamera issues. mfer said gamera

[I enable a secondary camera feed showing the infamous kaiju Gamera attacking me]

CHAT: oh fuck

March 31, 2026 - 12:01 UTC

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Gamera….Gamera….could you mute please, we can hear everything?
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Gamera stunting after pushing your face into your Kaiju Chow in the Monster Island cafeteria
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Given Gamera is the friend to all children, being attacked by him is not a good look
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Folks we’re experiencing some moderate Godzilla related turbulence at this time so I’m gonna go ahead and ask you to put your seatbelts back on.
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Go ahead. Tell me "Gamera is a friend to all children again". Do I look like a child to you?? Go ahead motherfucker
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sorry but I trust Gamera's Judgement
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bsky.app/profile/matrixman124.hellthread.vet/post/3miepnnlmwk2m
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Tbh if the friend of all children attacks you you probably did something to deserve it
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Lol sry I didn't mean Gamera issues I meant Gabara issues *Whispers into phone* What do you mean that's worse?
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Guess you aren't children
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but gamera is the friend to all children! the hell?
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He is friend to all children but few typo pedants.
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Yeah, if Gamera is attacking you you’re the bad guy.
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Gamera, “infamous”???
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@gigansprogress.bsky.social cc lol
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