god i wish an astronaut would come out of the capsule holding a cerveza cristal

April 11, 2026 - 00:14 UTC

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"One small leap for man, one giant leap for the Land of Sky Blue Waters™ "

[cracks a Hamms direct from the 30 rack]
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CERVEZA CRISTAL!!!
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someone can cut this video at least. I believe in us
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what were these last 9 days for if we don’t go on to attempt great things together
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perhaps the universe can produce one last miracle
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there’s still a chance…
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alright i gotta get back to making dinner but keep me posted
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goddammit
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