they scorn me for an "email job". they mock my RSI injuries from using the keyboard. they dismiss my slide decks as frivolous. but when i finally unveil my triumphant 600 slide powerpoint that operates on the same principles as the euthanasia coaster, we'll see who has the last laugh

April 03, 2026 - 13:11 UTC

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military staff be like
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The End, final (FINAL-FINAL-, not a draft, READY).pptx
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After years of dealing with on and off RSI soreness, finally settled on a split, Glove 80. White-knuckled thru a month of subpar typing speed. Now emerging more powerful than ever. Recommend trying a few of those to see if one sticks.
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If it's on prezi, you can make it spin so much people would prefer the euthanasia coaster.
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finally
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Take us queen
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Do you have a comedy ‘how’d that get in there’ slide?
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i have 45 of them
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send me the file, release me from this hellscape
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"gurgle....psssss"
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Wait, what’s a euthanasia coaster?
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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Euthanasia_Coaster
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Slide 600 of 600: LAST LAUGHS?
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I want to get off of Mr bones’ wild slide
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Canva is mightier than the sword
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Every slide deck can be the Euthanasia slide deck if you present it after lunch on a Friday
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The last slide is a picture of Lauren in a top hat with the words "The Slide Never Ends". Clicking next takes you back to the first slide.
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Is there a PPV link I will pay any amount
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A silent boardroom. Pale in faces on the lifeless bodies of the upper C-suit, sitting in cushy leather chairs. I enter, wearing special glasses that filter out the projector's light
"Who is a 'drag on the companies resources' now, Darian?" I mockingly ask one of the bodies before closing powerpoint
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Euthanasia coaster or euthanasia Rube Goldberg machine? Maybe I'm thinking of something different.
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clippy - “looks like your ride is about over!”
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Using every single transition and making george Lucas jealous.
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600 slides? Death, please!
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Oughhhh
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dunking on email jobs but having to take a 6 hour nap from sending one (1) email. taking like 10 days to respond to basic work stuff.
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