Thinkin about Chuckwallas today.

Their main defense strategy is to squeeze into cracks in rocks and then inflate themselves so predators can’t pull them out

πŸ“·Polly Conrad

April 06, 2026 - 17:26 UTC

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He looks like an amused emperor. 🦎😁🦎
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Is that a real animal or reptile or something?
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Both a real animal and a reptile.
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There's at least 37 dirty jokes there ...

BRB gonna go staple my mouth shut πŸ˜„
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Your mind is in the gutter with the lizards! 🀣
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Your mind powers will not work on me, boy.

There will be no bargain, young Jedi
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Too many pizza pizzas
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What a coincidence! I do the exact same thing when I feel threatened.
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@okovody.bsky.social @indigopatricia.bsky.social @satirehat.bsky.social @words-matter18.bsky.social @sharkiness.bsky.social How did I not know about these guys!!? ❀️
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Looks like the model for Jabba the Hut! πŸ˜†
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that chonker looks so at peace
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GO, chuckwallas! We can all learn from you!
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My dog does this when I try to put on his harness to go for a walk
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I mean… it’s not nothin’.
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My exact plans for office work.
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Same.
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Looks like Jabba the Hutt
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Amazing
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did Henry Lizardlover pose this chuck?
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I read that at first as Chunkwallas and I’m not sure I’m going to correct myself.
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Sounds totally accurate.
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Chunkwalla is accurate.
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Interesting

Great shot
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Here's Cosmo my chuckwalla. He'll be 10 this October. Yes, he puffs up when he's mad. He also wiggles his tail and will hiss. But he's a good boy who likes his head to be petted.
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!!!!! He’s so precious!!! I love that he likes pets!
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Bless their hearts.
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Are their tummies ticklish? Or will they bite you? 🀣
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❀️ these poor little things.
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Is that the strategy being adopted by the TACO lizard this evening?
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Thatd be my move
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Wow! This is the first I've heard about Chuckwallas, amazing little creatures. πŸ˜ƒ
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That's incredible!!
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Gaze and drool, servants.
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That looks like me after a holiday BBQ.
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*Their main defense strategy is to squeeze into cracks in rocks and then inflate themselves so predators can’t pull them out.*

Same with me.
Thank God for...pasta. 😁
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Reminds me of Trump
#trump
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Why did all other species get the best traits? No fair.
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Right? You want me to go to that thing? Make me! I’m wedged in a rock.
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beautiful thicc beasts
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Jabba got nothin on this guy! πŸ’š
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