Marathon's the one place you should have an advantage over Iran!

April 12, 2026 - 03:09 UTC

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heyyyy
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NYTs misspelled Appeasement...
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This is what one gets when one sends in the C-stringers just for the field experience...
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This may be Heat vs Raptors tier
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A++ for use of obscure reference
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Lmao.
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… was… was he hoping he could kill the leaders the same way he killed the pope?

I bet that’s why he asked to go. Then he got there, the other dudes didn’t die, and he’d all “Ok, I’m out of ideas here…”
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Deep cut
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Gahhhhh
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Too soon
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Also accept: Salamis, Plataea, or Mycale. Do not accept Thermopylae
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===rim-shot===
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Well everyone else except the messenger I assume
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Wearing Adidas not Nike
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ty, I've been waiting for this
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Plains as day. We should have seen it.
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That snuck up on me. Very well done.
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Damnit. This one’s for me. The one history negotiator guy is going to demand talks at salamis
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Fairly sure the Iranians will object to salamis on the grounds of their being haram.
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Yeah but then you die running back to Athens
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A surprising number of people get this. Wouldn't happen at the Nazi bar, I'm telling 'ya.
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man I can barely get a blue shield...
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send trump to tau ceti
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Took me a second but I got there in the end.
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Pheidippides' last words. bsky.app/profile/writersamhayes.bsky.social/post/3mjboc3wb2226
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Sadly JD only knows Marathon as the Ohio-based gas station chain
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Because they won't venture near Salamis again, now that it's haram
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