You may have seen my cameos in the following docu-dramas:

Constipation
Constipation 2: The Bloat From Within
Constipation 3: The Struggle is Real
Constipation 4: From the Bowels of Hell
Constipation 5: A Shitposter's Journey

March 30, 2026 - 21:02 UTC

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I thought Constipation 5 was all sci-fi, our last and best Hope for Peace.
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It is! The journey is intergalactic. *nod*
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Weren't you also in Constipation 3A: "Why does my body keep lying to me saying 'The time is *NOW*, hurry or I'ma gonna mess your pants!'" and then pull back with, "JK, nothing to see here, loser!"
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*sigh* I was, but I wasn't at peak performance. 🥲
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