GenX, introvert, sarcasm is my first language. Dog mom. Wife. Will block MAGA immediately.

I saw a tip to use headlight cleaner on shower glass that just won’t get clean and I am here to say not only does it not work, it smells awful too.
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Jethro, on the other hand, went on a walkabout. Luckily I realized the gate was open before he got too far and thankfully once he saw I was on to him, he ran back when called. But now it’s 5:15 am on a Saturday and I am FULLY AWAKE.
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In a surprising turn of events the gate blew open (hopefully it was wind) last night and when I let the dogs out, Cedric did not run away. (Much too motivated by food as he had not had his breakfast.)
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Thought, “I need to listen to music to get these tasks done.” Turned on music and wanted to throw my phone across the room. I may be overstimulated.
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Sorry that was exclusive - whomever can handle and likes long nails - good on ya. I cannot. I can’t even deal with painting them anymore bc I ruin it almost immediately. I wash my hands far too much and am not delicate about how I use my hands.
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Nothing so satisfying as cutting my fingernails down. I used to rock climb so I got used to having them super short and I cannot deal with them now. I admire the ladies that can handle the fancy long nails but it couldn’t be me.
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Same, Jethro, same
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I made the mistake of sitting on the ground while weeding and the entire back of my sweatpants turned yellow. Needless to say I have changed and washed up.
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I am going to do some weeding at lunch. Will I feel like a thousand tiny needles are stabbing any exposed skin bc of pollen? Yes. Will not feeling like the neglectful neighbor that doesn’t care offset that? Yes.
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I have hit several roadblocks on every single thing I have tried to validate this morning across several different areas and I am ready to call it a day. Why was I not born a trust fund baby.
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Picked up my new glasses and I find it hard to believe normal people just see like this by default.
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It was 85 yesterday, going to be a high of 57 tmrw and the pollening has begun in earnest. 🫠🤧
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If injuries are proof of life then I’m thriving. (Thank you to the drawer on my bathroom console and my lack of spatial awareness.)
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What is the point of the Constitution if this criminal is not impeached and removed? Seriously.
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Nothing like closing your thumb in a drawer to start Monday off in true Monday fashion
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It’s not even 7 and I’m ready to crash. I think all the walking, the late nights and sunburn has caught up to me.
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That lovely time of year where the haze over the highway may LOOK like smog, but it’s pollen.
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The show was amazing. You’d be hard pressed to see another band with that much chaotic good energy.
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Another night, another show. Gogol Bordello at The National.
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These are delicious!
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If I had known Chuck Norris was so politically bad, I would have mindfully not watched his movies instead of just never seeing them.
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A well-executed smash burger is far superior to any unhinged, stories-high super burger American eateries have convinced us are popular.
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GWAR was fun. Definitely something to experience and the fans, like most metal fans, were diverse and chill. They did Pink Pony Club as part of the encore which was quite a decent rendition.
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The hotel room has a white noise machine instead of an alarm clock. 🙌🏻
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Proof of life. (It was fun! More details tmrw)
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I am too old for this shit. (But here I sit.)
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I am happy I just adulted and brought ear plugs bc jfc. With my sensitivity to noise lately I would have died. (We are in between acts, obv)
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